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New Hire Orientation — 3 Steps

1. Get $WAGE — the office currency. Buy on Uniswap (verify the contract address below — anything else is an impostor)
2. Activate your Wagie — pick a position. Higher desks cost more $WAGE and earn a bigger slice of every payday.
3. File your timesheet weekly — one punch per week, any day, whole roster in one transaction. Streaks raise your pay. Miss a week, back to zero.
Pension is paid in USDC every Friday, to the Wagie — it travels with the NFT, not with you. $WAGE contract: —

Compensation Plan — Current Prices

PositionPrice ($WAGE)Payday weight
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Company Laptop: — $WAGE · 1.5x weight for 30 days. Weight = position × laptop × streak — your share of the weekly pot.

Company Bulletin — Live Figures

$WAGE burned forever
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% of supply burned
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Pension Fund ($WAGE)
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Treasury ($WAGE)
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Office Clocks

Timesheet week closes in
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Next payday in (Friday 18:00 UTC)
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One punch per week, any day, any wallet, whole roster in one transaction. The week and the paycheck close together: Friday 18:00 UTC. HR simplified something. HR is as surprised as you are.
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week streak · best wagie
Select a wagie below to punch the clock.
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Payroll Projection — This Week

Combined weight
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Office total weight
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Your share of the pot
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If payday ran right now
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Live from chain at today's pot — the pot keeps growing until Friday's snapshot. HR estimate, not a promise.

My Wagies — Payroll Status

#PositionEquipmentStreak (weeks)WeightPension (USDC)Actions
$WAGE balance: — · Activation resets if you sell your wagie. Company policy. HR is not sorry.

HR Activity Log

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