4,444 on-chain employees grinding to retire their bosses. That's you.
Every Wagie earns its own pension, credited on-chain and bound to the NFT itself. It shows up, it grinds, its pension grows. You just clock it in.
All 4,444 positions are filled. Hire yours from a current employee on OpenSea.
A wallet only grows when you put more in. Nobody else is working on it.
A Wagie grows when anyone plays. Every trade, activation and laptop bought by a stranger feeds your Wagie's bag.
You stop saving by yourself. You've got an employee out there, in a building full of them.
Five steps. No résumé, no interview, no performance review.
The money of the office. Everything inside is paid in it.
Buy the NFT. It comes with a signing bonus and a pension account that travels with it — sell the Wagie, the balance goes with it.
One payment, five tiers. Half of it is burned forever — destroyed, so there's less to go around.
Laptop now, more gear on the requisition form. Gear multiplies what it earns.
One tap a week builds a streak, and a streak grows your cut. Miss a week, it resets. The clock rolls over every Friday, 18:00 UTC.
Everything in the office runs on $WAGE. Activating your Wagie, buying its laptop, promoting it, hiring from the Temp Agency. No $WAGE, no payroll. Your Wagie sits there unemployed, and HR notices.
Fixed supply of 1 billion, no mint function, fair launch on Uniswap. Every swap pays a 1% tax split on the spot: 30% burned forever, 50% to the Pension Fund, 20% to Treasury. Every activation burns half of what you pay. The harder the office works, the less $WAGE exists.
Buy it. Then make it work.
Every fee the office generates, trading tax, resale royalties, activations and gear, is converted to USDC and paid out every Payday Friday. Not points, not a promise. USDC, credited to your Wagie's pension file on-chain.
It runs on our own purpose-built vault and distributor contracts — no third-party protocol, no outside dependency. The split is by title, gear and streak, and the balance is bound to the tokenId, publicly verifiable, travelling with the NFT if you sell it. The Fund lives on-chain independently of us. If we disappear tomorrow, your Wagie's pension is still yours.
Your employee builds your pension.
Most NFTs have no bid. List one and wait a week, or dump into whatever the floor happens to be. The Temp Agency is a fixed-rate exchange: trade your Wagie directly for $WAGE, instantly, in either direction — no listing, no waiting.
A fixed rate only works if every Wagie in the roster is worth the same. Ours are — because every Wagie's pension is paid out to the Fund before it's accepted in. Not confiscated: recycled into the pot every remaining holder gets paid from.
Clock out before you cash out.
The parts that make showing up every week actually fun.
Clock in once a week, build a streak, get a bigger slice. Quiet quitting is not supported.
Every Friday one clocked-in Wagie wins 10% of the pot on top. Drawn by Chainlink VRF, so you can check the boss didn't rig it.
Laptop today. Phone, AI agents and a corner office are on the requisition form. Every purchase multiplies earnings and burns supply.
Five tiers of employee. Your Wagie's look tells the story: its tier, its gear, its streak.
Guilds, later. Team up, compete on the leaderboard, take the department trophy.
Seasons change the office. Your Wagie's art evolves with tier, gear and how long it's been grinding.
The joke is the branding. The contracts are not a joke.
The core rules are fixed in the contracts: supply, burns, the 10% cap, the fee ceilings. The few dials that can move only move behind a 48-hour on-chain notice and a hard 2× bound. No surprises, not from a hacker, not from us.
Fees flow through and distribute. Contracts never sit on a big pile worth stealing.
There's an emergency pause. There is no backdoor that drains funds.
Every parameter change is queued on-chain 48 hours before it can execute, so anyone can see it coming. Additional signers join the operating wallet after launch, as the roadmap lays out.
The Pension Fund exists on-chain independently of the team. We could vanish and your vault stays yours.
The core machine shipped in one coordinated launch: activation, weekly clock-in, the Pension Fund and Payday Friday are live on mainnet. The Temp Agency and a few extras (departments, evolving art) follow, without anything essential waiting on them.
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